Marriage Jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
….from ahajokes.com
Friday, July 6th, 2007